tiny-jewish-santa:

projectkr:

collegehumor:

Ceiling Fan Has Genius Pull Chains So You Never Get Confused

The time we’ll all save…

I’m seriously getting this …. GET IN MY HOUSE!

At my dad’s old house, we had a similar system. Basketball was light, soccer was the fan. 

tinyjewishsanta:

girljanitor:

flameoftarvalon:

This is my kind of chainmail  

HNNNNNNG

hard femme as fuck

Give it to me. 

rosalarian:

strawberryorange:

Cheese pencil

Cheese Pencils are shaped like oversized pencils, where the “leads” contain three different flavours: truffles, pesto and chilli. With the built-in grating function you can sprinkle delicious, appetizing flakes of parmesan cheese on your meal. A scale lists how many calories the portion contains.

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waffleguppies:

lightningandlace:

OuO

WHERE FROM

WANT NOW

CRULLER TAKE THE WHEEL

tacocat-gifs:

Creepy Walking Thing seen on the Kinetica Art Fair, also in my nightmares.

jennarocca:

The Shining carpet socks! I’ll be purchasing 100

(via Jolies chaussettes, Room 237 :: Archiduchesse)

totally want to chart this as a knitting pattern…I think I even have the right colors of sock yarn on hand…

ukulele17:

ducktieslam:

jeffreyswest:

This is the perfect mug.

THIS.

I REQUIRE THIS BECAUSE REASONS.

ukulele17:

robynisrarelyfunny:

laurennotjordan:

Can I? Can I please?!

These are wonderful. I would totally wear this sort of thing to class. But…where to buy???

I really really really want the last one. 

I thought this was hilarious at first, but in all honesty, what they need is the guide to *editing* comics…

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant…