Speaking of Doorknobs

lokis-throbbing-cock:

evil-john-watson:

So does Coulson

So does Coulson

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frikadeller:

lovelynobody00:

pernillo:

sword-meets-rose:

lokisprisoner:

elegantbutstrange:

sleipnir-lokison:

tacotheshark:

If we shipped Steve and Sherlock we could call it CapsLock

AND ALL THE FANFICTION WOULD BE TYPED LIKE THIS

Which means Thor will have written it.

I LOVE TUMBLR.

YES THIS SHIP.

I LIKE IT.

ANOTHER.

STEVE GRABBED THE ALL-OBSERVING MAN, AND WITH THE PASSION OF A HUNDRED WARRIORS, THEY ENGAGED IN INTIMATE MOUTH TO MOUTH ACTION, MUCH TO MY PERSONAL SATISFACTION. 

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MAGIC IS HAPPENING

brony-stark:

spoilers-sweetie19:

what if we find out that phil coulson is alive in captain america 2.

and he wakes up in a hospital bed with steve rogers sitting next to him. and steve starts to laugh and goes, “I hope you don’t mind. I was watching you while you were sleeping.”

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mechinism:

he’s flattered you noticed, tony

mechinism:

he’s flattered you noticed, tony

livx18:

the———-force:

sekra:

The room came to be known as Starks Secret Stash of Steve.

Steve was the only one who didn’t know about it.

dude.

the conversation i just had with my gas station clerk:
him: Is that a Captain America t-shirt?
me: Yes! Are you into comics?
him: Oh, no, not really. Captain America's the one married to Iron Man, right? I remember my girlfriend saying they got married.
me: ...... Yes. Exactly right.