Speaking of Doorknobs

comemarvelatthis:

Tony Stark being perfectly himself

jkiming:

The Dark Knight Meets the Avengers (x)

New headcanon: Robert Downey Jr. Tony Stark actually has business cards that say this.

New headcanon: Robert Downey Jr. Tony Stark actually has business cards that say this.

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: foxwiththeredfeathers

Mr. Stark and Mr. Logan would like to impress upon all S.H.I.E.L.D. employees, consultants, and guests the necessity to please immediately report it if there is ever a shortage in the liquor cabinet.
Also, Director Nick Fury would like to impress upon you all that the fire alarm should not be used to communicate the shortage of alcohol, and the next person to do so will be thrown off the aircraft immediately.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: foxwiththeredfeathers

Mr. Stark and Mr. Logan would like to impress upon all S.H.I.E.L.D. employees, consultants, and guests the necessity to please immediately report it if there is ever a shortage in the liquor cabinet.

Also, Director Nick Fury would like to impress upon you all that the fire alarm should not be used to communicate the shortage of alcohol, and the next person to do so will be thrown off the aircraft immediately.]

I hate it when fans ship avengers characters just from what they saw in the movies

itswalky:

sirdefnesaur:

tardiscrash:

rift-master:

Stop shipping them. Tony and Steve especially. Want to base ships? Read the comics.

Okay.

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Have I read enough comcis for you??

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:-|

you’re right. i just reread all those comics
and you’re totally right
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context?
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what context?
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there’s no context here
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no
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context
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whatsoever
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wow this ship has no base to it
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at all
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i can’t find one thing that’s shippable about them
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not one 

it’s not like, idk, tony has a captain america memorabilia room or anything. or that he has posters and pictures of cap, just cap, around his mansions. that he has captain america collectibles. that he pays, what? 2 million? for steve’s original avengers card.
it’s not like steve has a signed iron man helmet in his apartment. nope
it’s not like tony was so torn about the civil war that for the first time in his life his grief was too big to drown in alcohol
it’s not like they constantly go around spouting praise about one another’s genius/azure eyes/moral compass/compassion. lol no
it’s not like marvel writers heavily imply that the biggest reason tony stark wanted to wake up at the end of dissassembled was for steve.
it’s not like the others avengers refer to them as mom and dad.
it’s not like despite being polar opposites on so many different issues, they’re still bffs. no.
it’s not like after steve died tony had hallucinations/dreams about him. nope
it’s not like they kissed in the 616 universe or got married in another universe.
it’s not like they come to each other’s aid, wherever, whenever. nuh-huh.
it’s not like other characters tell them to get a room or talk about how much they love each other
it’s not like marvel ships them or anything. like, they would never purposefully sandwich panels of steve kissing someone and tony being in unbearable pain or anything. pshh no.

is that enough for you guys? can you get off your high horse of “they’re superheroes, they’re manly, they can’t be gay”? can you shut up now? i would just like to point out: they. get. married. in another universe. but married. i’m sorry, but in my opinion, that’s pretty canon. jussayin’.
 

They just wanna be Superman and Batman.

the funniest part of all of this is that after the movie, I kind of ship Movieverse Tony x Bruce…

gingerhaze:

HULK TIRED OF CATCH DUTY. AVENGERS NEED STOP FALLING OFF OF THINGS.

So I drew a ton of Avengers doodles in class tonight to keep myself sane. You’re probably gonna be seeing a lot of them.

gingerhaze:

HULK TIRED OF CATCH DUTY. AVENGERS NEED STOP FALLING OFF OF THINGS.

So I drew a ton of Avengers doodles in class tonight to keep myself sane. You’re probably gonna be seeing a lot of them.

livx18:

the———-force:

sekra:

The room came to be known as Starks Secret Stash of Steve.

Steve was the only one who didn’t know about it.

dude.

the conversation i just had with my gas station clerk:
him: Is that a Captain America t-shirt?
me: Yes! Are you into comics?
him: Oh, no, not really. Captain America's the one married to Iron Man, right? I remember my girlfriend saying they got married.
me: ...... Yes. Exactly right.