gabzilla-z:

I think I never posted this one in Tumblr.

Dickhugs for everybody.

I should add Alfred at the end. 

aaceofhearts:

towritecomicsonherarms:

ignoratio-elenchi:

This is Doreen Green, a fourteen-year-old character who featured in a few Marvel issues in 1992.

For obvious reasons, she goes by the handle “Squirrel Girl.”

Let me tell you a little about Miss Green.

In her first appearance, she attempts to befriend Iron Man and become his new sidekick. However, because Tony Stark is not in the habit of hanging out with girls who look kind of like rodents, he turns her down. Shortly thereafter, Stark was captured by Doctor Doom… who was then handily defeated by Squirrel Girl.

Squirrel Girl’s hit list so far is:

• Doctor Doom (Genius dictator known for defeating the Silver Surfer and stealing the power cosmic)
• Mandarin (Master hand-to-hand fighter possessing ten magic rings giving him powers ranging from blasts of ice to completely rearranging matter.)
• Giganto (Giant walking whales known for defeating the Fantastic Four and the Avengers.)
• MODOK (Ridiculously intelligent mutagenic with advanced psionic powers.)
• Thanos (Titanian Eternal with superhuman strength, speed, intellect, near-indestructable skin, and psionic blasts.)
• Terrax (The next herald of Galactus, who has control over the classical elements.)
• Bug-Eyed Voice (Street level criminal, beaten senseless by Green after messing with the guy she was crushing on.)
• Bi-Beast (Giant android possessing enhanced strength, endurance, durability, and intelligence.) 
• Deadpool (Fricking DEADPOOL.)
• Pluto (The Olympian god of the bloody underworld.)
• Fin Fang Foom (Known as “He whose limbs shatter mountains and whose back scrapes the sun.”)
• Baron Mordo (Powerful magician, skilled hypnotist, and summoner of demons.)
• Korvac (Wielder of the power cosmic)
• Ego the Living Planet (A. LIVING. PLANET.)
• Wolverine (You know who Wolverine is. You freaking know who Wolverine is.)

Marvel Comics’ official database uses a system they call the “powergrid” to measure the abilites of their characters.

The grid measures six characteristics (intelligence, strength, speed, durability, energy projection, and fighting skills) on a scale of one through seven.

Squirrel Girl got straight sevens. 

According to the Marvel Wiki, this means she:

• …is near-omniscient.
• …can lift upwards of 100 tons.
• …can transcend light speed.
• …cannot be harmed or destroyed.
• …has unlimited command of all energy forms.
• …is a master of every combat style.

She is fourteen years old, and has already trumped the efforts of worked alongside Iron Man and S.H.I.E.L.D.

Also, she can speak squirrel.

Click this for her TvTropes page if you’d like to know more about Marvel’s most powerful character.

That is all.

I don’t know if that defeat of wolverine is the recent one during fear itself or not

but she kicked his arse

Please continue to be perfection please Squirrel Girl.

londonprophecy:

discowing:

Yes, Bruce, it’s a detective story where you investigate how an alien from Kansas stole your heart without you noticing.

Superman and Batman and how they view the Superman/Batman series

I agree with Superman

erikamoen:

colleencoover:

Two years ago, former Marvel Comics bullpen member Steve Bunche posted a comics try-out page submitted to Marvel in the 1990s by an unknown hopeful. The page, while lacking in polish and technique, nevertheless had very clear storytelling, and, as Bunche notes in his blog post: “While this guy would never have gotten work in a professional comic as a penciller, I have to admire his talent for creating an instant classic of a non sequitor:”

artist unknown

You are not imagining this. Wolverine stalks through the wilderness, searching for we know not what, and finds the late Freddie Mercury, frontman of the band Queen.

The page has since been rattling around on the Internet, occasionally reposted and retweeted, chuckled over and admired by people like my studiomate Jeff Parker, which is how I originally became aware of it. And it just kind of got stuck in my head. For TWO YEARS.

The story as presented raises a number of questions. What is Wolverine looking for? Agents of AIM? Peace and solitude? Or, as my other studiomate Memorial artist Rich Ellis suggested: is he looking to find Somebody To Love?

And how and why does Freddie Mercury appear at the end of his search? Was his tragically fatal illness miraculously cured, perhaps by an alien symbiote? Has he just returned from sailing the Seven Seas of Rhye? Or more simply and perhaps most logically, has Logan found himself in the presence of the wordly manifestation of a literal God of Rock?

And so, I have decided to explore these mysteries by recreating the original story, correcting some of the technical blunders on the way. I invite other artists to do the same, by which exercise we may one day come close to the fictional Truth of the matter.

I am reblogging both to further signal boost this brilliant piece by my studiomate, Colleen Coover, and also make sure you don’t miss that final line at the end of her commentary:

I invite other artists to do the same, by which exercise we may one day come close to the fictional Truth of the matter.

You guys, Colleen fricking Coover is inviting you all to re-draw that original page of Wolverine discovering Freddie Mercury by an unknown artist.

She is starting a movement.

Will you answer her call?

oh, this is *so* going to be a post on the art blog soon.

ryface:

comicbookkissyface:

justanothercomicgeek:

ealperin:

From “Superman’s Girlfriend: Lois Lane”, number 22. Credit goes to Google for this awesome find! ^_^

*dies

Lololol…I want a poster of this now.  Just because.

Nice tits, Clark.

Oh no, Clark - Lois just discovered your secret identity as Power Girl…

superfizz:

Burn. 

fiveoneandahalf:

LOOOOOOOLWHAT

CANNOT UNSEE

garama:

youhaveheardofme:

It’s hard to be misunderstood :/

I can imagine how Dean’s voice cracks a little when he says that