AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
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what if we find out that phil coulson is alive in captain america 2.
and he wakes up in a hospital bed with steve rogers sitting next to him. and steve starts to laugh and goes, “I hope you don’t mind. I was watching you while you were sleeping.”
Stop shipping them. Tony and Steve especially. Want to base ships? Read the comics.
Have I read enough comcis for you??
you’re right. i just reread all those comics
and you’re totally right
there’s no context here
wow this ship has no base to it
i can’t find one thing that’s shippable about them
it’s not like, idk, tony has a captain america memorabilia room or anything. or that he has posters and pictures of cap, just cap, around his mansions. that he has captain america collectibles. that he pays, what? 2 million? for steve’s original avengers card.
it’s not like steve has a signed iron man helmet in his apartment. nope
it’s not like tony was so torn about the civil war that for the first time in his life his grief was too big to drown in alcohol
it’s not like they constantly go around spouting praise about one another’s genius/azure eyes/moral compass/compassion. lol no
it’s not like marvel writers heavily imply that the biggest reason tony stark wanted to wake up at the end of dissassembled was for steve.
it’s not like the others avengers refer to them as mom and dad.
it’s not like despite being polar opposites on so many different issues, they’re still bffs. no.
it’s not like after steve died tony had hallucinations/dreams about him. nope
it’s not like they kissed in the 616 universe or got married in another universe.
it’s not like they come to each other’s aid, wherever, whenever. nuh-huh.
it’s not like other characters tell them to get a room or talk about how much they love each other
it’s not like marvel ships them or anything. like, they would never purposefully sandwich panels of steve kissing someone and tony being in unbearable pain or anything. pshh no.
is that enough for you guys? can you get off your high horse of “they’re superheroes, they’re manly, they can’t be gay”? can you shut up now? i would just like to point out: they. get. married. in another universe. but married. i’m sorry, but in my opinion, that’s pretty canon. jussayin’.
They just wanna be Superman and Batman.
the funniest part of all of this is that after the movie, I kind of ship Movieverse Tony x Bruce…