SHIT SHIT SHIT
all those years of smashing pots are coming back to bite link in the ass
all around me are familiar vases.
I didn’t choose the fandom life.
The fandom life broke into my house in the middle of the night and said “Dad’s on a hunting trip, and hasn’t been home in a few days.”
*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*
im in a constant battle w/ my self over whether i’d rather make out with aragorn or legolas cause legolas is so beautiful and speedy and smooth and aragorn is so rough and tough and scruffy meowww
The answer is always aragorn
It’s a trick question. The answer is me
Actually, the answer is lembas bread.
Tsk tsk - this is Tumblr; the answer is to sit back and watch them make out with each other.
me when I find a new actor/actress
#do you ever just channel willem dafoe and dramatically throw yourself into a bush
