Speaking of Doorknobs

May 24

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

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oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

Why can’t it be both?

(Source: inkse, via ryface)

May 23

kokiri-saria:

I’m attempting to summon Pokemon X and Y for the 3DS early

kokiri-saria:

I’m attempting to summon Pokemon X and Y for the 3DS early

(via asskiis)

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rosalarian:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

Well then.

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May 22

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via ryface)

blankslate:

“failed attempts to write a love poem”

blankslate:

“failed attempts to write a love poem”

(via ryface)

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hotweiners:

I always thought veggie burgers were impossible but this explains everything

hotweiners:

I always thought veggie burgers were impossible but this explains everything

(via kaishabackwards)

May 21

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