Speaking of Doorknobs

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

blankslate:

“failed attempts to write a love poem”

tanglefootcomic:

All I can say is that I’m sorry.

hotweiners:

I always thought veggie burgers were impossible but this explains everything

restlesslyaspiring:

I am really loving this.

waffleguppies:

Just a reminder that the Nuclear Tesuji is a thing, and that table-flipping and rage-quitting are by no means modern phenomenons.

EDIT: Found two more.

thebitterpill:

The man has a point.

an open letter to yahoo

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like